Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

May be slow in spots and unsure of when to cut to black, but its educational and entertainment values are magnificent... Review

Crafting an original story is hardly necessary, since the focus is on perverting typical children’s characters with penis jokes and puppet prison rape japes. Review

It’s not really a complete film, but a single mission soaked in energetic savagery. At least the tone is consistent and uncompromisingly bleak. Review

The finale packs a wallop... Review

There are problems with the execution, but the finale is extraordinarily grand. Review

Consistently underwhelms... Review

The only components that aren’t outright deplorable are the sets... Review

Despite the visual genuineness of its unglamorous New York setting, Fear City isn’t sure of what it wants to be. Review

Without Karen Black's exceptional performances, this trilogy of terror wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining. Review

Rich with forbidding details and impressive scare tactics. Review

It’s positively dismaying, in a good way, culminating in a chase – and chaos – that is as unforgettable as it is disorienting and cryptic. Review

Isn’t smart sci-fi; instead, it’s boilerplate survival horror, preoccupied with death, destruction, and monsters. Review

A thoroughly entertaining, triumphant venture. Review

It’s a dull, unimaginative tromp through the whimsical world of the Hundred Acre Wood. Review

As the minutes tick away, the gags grow odder, the getaways become less sensible, and McKinnon’s quirks expand into otherworldly hijinks. Review

Martial arts fights are tense, while heists are nicely chaotic and the protracted chase scenes are mesmerizing. Review

Is unpolished in spots, but it’s a major, influential stepping stone in the neo-noir movement. Review

Fleeting tension and a noticeable absence of surprises. Sinatra’s character might be amusing, but this latest adventure is terribly dull. Review

Sinatra remains watchable as ever – a moderately hard-boiled, neo-noir private eye who surely lent to the stylings seen in “Chinatown.”... Review

Montages are used well, but comic relief supporting players stretch out the running time with unnecessary repetition... Review

Although it takes a bit longer than anticipated, the plot thickens... Review

The excitement is always alternated by failed humor or general slowness. Review

Desperately needs a charismatic hero, a dependable antagonist, a stirring theme tune, and several heavy doses of sincerity... Review

A fascinating, original sci-fi setup, nicely expanded into feature-film material. Review